I'm kidding, of course, but I received this link from a friend and KNEW that I needed to do something!  We can't have bears targeting cyclists because of their prejudice against them.  While one of the Berenstain Bears was quoted as saying that they deplore the action of their brother bear, they ended their press release with this statement: " ... while we are praying for the man who was hit, he should have known that his bright, flashy clothing is irritating to us bears.  I don't want to intone that this is a warning, but I'm not saying this will be the last incident."  And with that, an all grown-up Honey Bear, turned on her Prada heels and slipped back into the woods.